Arcadia Bobcats prepare for move to new stadium

AP (Arcadia Terrace) The Arcadia Bobcats announced today that they are relocating from their current home, Consolidated Container Field in Arcadia Terrace, to a new stadium located in the city's West Town neighborhood.

"Pear Tree Center is ideal in many ways," says team owner, Peter Schoewe. "We'll own the stadium, rather than be on a year-to-year lease, and we'll be able to fill all the seats every weekend due to the more central location."

Schoewe says that the move to a new neighborhood will have no effect on the team's name. "The Arcadia Bobcats have such a great legacy of integrity, grit and sportsmanship. With the recent self-destruction of the Tundra Titans, we're the oldest team in the MML."

In other news, Schoewe noted that the team's draft plan is almost complete, and that the nuanced drafting strategy developed by the detailed analysis of hundreds of scouting reports should lead to the total dominance of the Bobcats in the '04 season.

When asked who his first draft pick will be, Schoewe only replied, "I can guarantee you it will be a surprise."