Week 6 Notes

Recap -

Bloodthirsty Scalping Savages 106 at Arcadia Bobcats 83
Bay City Steamrollers 73 at Chicago Long-Horned Beatles 106
Ocean Beach Surf Riders 78 at Emerald City Chimps 65
Rolling Rock Wild Things 71 at Joe's Mother Tuckers 69
Richmond Sluts 73 at Mission Manhandlers 80
Rolling Blackouts 78 at The Silver Phoenix 52

COTW/DOTW nominees:
Peter Bobcat - Nada from the TE, left Clayton on the bench with 18 points.
Bay City Sei - 0 from Boo Williams, lost to Bill who started Todd Heap (0) and Warrick Dunn (0). Sei also benched Favre again. I now know the Pack will always put up big points when Sei benches their QB!
Chimpy Lee - Left Droughns on the bench with 28 / could've won this one! - Kicker also didn't even play!
Joe Moto - Oh agony - 2 point defeat at the hand of 33. Mr. Fred gets the weekly Winona by virtue of a 3 point DMac (who played more like Kraft Mac).
Melissa Slut - Johnnie Morton had a great game, but he was picking the splinters off his bum on Melissa's bench (I don't blame her - I wouldn't have started him either).
Christine Phoenix - (-15) from the Detroit defense. What was she thinking?

IMHO - this is a 2 horse race between myself and Christine! Vote with your heart, not with your head.

Player of the week: Daunte Culpepper (56 points)
Disappointment of the week: Rudi Johnson (3 points)

Current playoff teams:
1. Glen Rider - 6 - 0. Eeks out a victory against the hapless and pathetic Chimps.
2. Mr. Fred's 33 - 5 - 1. Easy schedule and reliance on Philly Eagles will either spell victory or it will have Mr. Fred reaching for the Pepto.
3. Joe Moto - 5 - 1. In a battle of the undefeated, the Tuckers fall to the 33's by a deuce.
4. Kanako Manhandler - 4 - 2. Despite Moss injuring that hammy, she manages to stay in there. Never count the girl out!
5. Bill Beatle - 3 - 3. 2nd most points on the year (thank you Daunte) - bad luck with the match-ups so far.
6. Christine Silver - 3 - 3. Should be 4-2, but mismangement by the Duke-ster resulted in a loss that should've been a victory (that mythic 20 point penalty!).

On the cusp:
7. Sei Steamroller - the silent ass-asian is waiting for his opportunity to pounce!

Basement Dwellers:
11. Richmond Sluts - winless. 2nd lowest points scored, most points scored against
12. Chimpy Lee - winless. horrible. ugly!

Week 6 waivers to be renamed: The pursuit of Nate Burleson. I have a bold prediction - The Chimps will get Nate Burleson.

o/o