Glen's Week 10 Recap!

Glen sent this to me and I'm posting it for him.

Ocean Beach Riders defeat Joe's Mother Tuckers 161 - 44
Rolling Rock Wild Things defeat Chicago Long Horned Beatles 147 - 83
Mission Manhandlers defeat Bay City Steamrollers 122 - 87
Emerald City Chimps defeat Richmond Sluts 119 - 88
Rolling Blackout defeat Bloodthirsty Scalping Savages 117 - 82
Arcadia Bobcats defeat Silver Phoenix 55 - 54

Sluts do most of their work on their backs and this week was no different for the gals from the Richmond. Bolstered by last week's W, the Chimps ran all over the Horizontal Mels thanks to Derrick Blaylock's 224 all purpose yards and the Titan's D. Only Scott's benching of Nate Burleson and Rudi Johnson prevented this contest from making it into volume 23 of the "Animals Gone Really Wild" video. As for "Woe is Me" Unzicker, your MML "crown" is awaiting you should your hapless ho's ever find their way out of the MML cellar.

Her trophy case overflowing with COTW awards, Kanako went into Week 10's matchup against the Steamrollers clearly focused on a win. The Manhandlers were led by their dynamic QB-WR combo of . . . Billy Volek and Muhsin Muhammad?!?! Huh? While Steve and Randy were rehabbing in the MML Hospital for Worthless Fantasy Football Stars, the two combined for 5 TDs and over frickin 457 yards. The W ensured that at least for this week Momma Takeda wouldn't have to worry about where to put her next COTW award. Priest-less this week, the boys from the Bay City just couldn't come up with enought points despite impressive performances by Jason Witten and Brandon Stokley. And as if the odds weren't already stacked against him, Sei benched Brett Favre yet again and Brett went on to have a monster game . . . yet again.

In the battle to literally answer the question 'Who's ya daddy?,' Mr. Fred clearly showed his upstart children that he still sits atop the Frederick-Moran clan. The boys from Philly spanked the Beatles thanks to fine performances by Donovan McNabb, Joe Horn, and the Steelers' D who combined for 94 points. A 4 TD, 363 yard effort by Duante Culpepper did little to change the outcome of this annual love-fest. One just hopes that the grandkids weren't around for this unfortunate display of patriarchal ass-whooping. Ahh family . . .

Still upset over last week's bitter defeat at the hands of the Specialists . . . uhm Silver Phoenix, the OBSR took out their frustrations on the Mutha Tuckers, dispatching them by noon on Sunday. No way was some two-bit RB going to snatch a victory away from Moy's boys this week! The Riders' were led yet again by Peyton Manning and T.O. who combined for a ridiculous 8 TDs and 454 yards of offense. Joe's Tuckers didn't stand a chance in this matchup, having been bitten by the bye-week bug. With 5 players grabbing pine, the JMT took the field with Lee Suggs and Thomas Jones who promptly combined for -1 points. As Commish Lee said . . . eep!

Speaking of the Phoenix, they clearly had a letdown after last week's win, losing to the Arcadia Felines. That's like losing to the Sluts . . . or the Chimps! Curiously, Christine benched last week's hero Onterrio Smith whose 9 points would have pushed the Flamin' Birds over the top. But instead, Tom Brady's and Michael Clayton's 16 points each means we have to listen to Pedro flap his yap. Here's an Ancient Chinese proverb for the Bobcat's owner - " Aiyah, man who owns team that sucks should not be eager to talk smack."

The Rolling Blackouts topped the century mark for the second straight week, thanks to Domanick Davis, Shaun Alexander, and the Bears' D. The Blackouts' combo produced 4 TDs and 73 points on their way to the team's third straight victory. With his nuptials out of the way, Ron now has his sights set on a wildcard berth. As for the Savages, their troubles continue - coming up short again for the fourth week in a row. Kevin got solid performances from most of his starters. But losing Torry 'Big Game' Holt to a big time hit early Sunday hampered the BTSS' efforts this week. Having Drew Bennett, Brandon Lloyd, and their combined 36 points riding pine didn't help matters either.