Week 13 Recap!

I lost, so my superstitious ways are over. Here is my quickie recap of Week 13!

Bloodthirsty Scalping Savages 102 at Rolling Rock Wild Things 207
This was the GREATEST MMFL offensive performance in the history of the league. My hat is off to Mr. Fred for breaking the 200 point barrier. Kevin put up a valiant effort, but even his 102 points weren’t half the total of the crazy 33’s. 207 goes right up there with Bonds 73 home runs, although I question whether or not Mr. Fred has been applying both “the cream” and “the clear” to his brain before games (or if he had any knowledge of their actual chemical make-up). DMac 75, BBrook 45, Edge 27, Horn-y 36. How can you even question the greatness of Mr. Fred? I’m gushing because I am in total awe of the Wild Things in week 13.

Emerald City Chimps 78 at The Silver Phoenix 117
Christine beats me with a great performance from Matt Hasselbeck. Too bad the Seahawks defense is as bad as Sammy Sosa sans 'roids. Chimps 4-game winning streak is finally snapped. Crucial errors cost me the game, but I would’ve had to swap out four players in order to make this interesting – and why would I even consider starting Boldin and Burleson or Chester Taylor? The only true criticism I will take is leaving Portis on the bench – but I had him on the bench the past two weeks and it was the correct decision. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

Bay City Steamrollers 153 at Richmond Sluts 40
Sei gets -1 from Favre and Carr and still puts up 153 points. He could’ve gone “Mr. Fred” on Melissa had he started a decent QB. The waiver magic of Orange Julius Jones and Nick “I Know Where I’m” Goings netted 72 points. In fact, only about 3 players in his starting lineup were drafted by Sei. This guy is waiver wire-tastic. He’s making this season fun-tastic!

Ocean Beach Surf Riders 168 at Rolling Blackouts 74
Surf Riders are storming their way to a potential showdown with Mr. Fred in the finale. But Sei looks mighty tough too. It should be a great postseason! Manning + Cujo + TO = 102 points. Sick and Wrong. Blackouts can’t find the power strip.

Arcadia Bobcats 127 at Joe's Mother Tuckers 86
Pete drafted both Travis Henry and Willis McGahee on draft day. This move is finally starting to pay dividends. Too bad it wasn’t really working out for him from week 1 to week 12. Joe’s steady decline into the abyss known as defeat continues. Bulger getting injured is no help either. Tomlinson and Jackson put up solid games, but a 0 from the QB and the DST is never something to write home about.

Chicago Long-Horned Beatles 78 at Mission Manhandlers 106
Billy Volek! Looks like Emi beats Owen in this match-up of family feud. A 0 from Bettis really hurt the Beatles. 35 from Muhammad really pulverized Bill’s chances. Down goes Frazier, down goes frazier! A zero from Chad Lewis also wasn’t what the Doctor ordered. I think his week 14 prescription will be to re-insert Todd Heap in that TE slot. Kanako’s bench was horrible – 4 players with 0 points!

Playoff picture remains hazy!

Locks – Glen and Mr. Fred

Contention: Joe, Kanako, Christine, Sei, Ron, Bill. Only 4 can make it!