Week 9 - 2008 Recaps!

Sluts vs Steamrollers

You know you lost your Fantasy matchup if...

1) Matt Cassel is the stronger QB
2) Your 2 RBs combine for the same points as one of the other guys' RBs
3) The 2 highest scoring players were left on the bench.
4) Your first round pick is on a bye, but you don't care because he's been benched!
5) You're playing the Steamrollers!

You know you won your Fantasy matchup if...

1) You have the highest point total of anyone that week.
2) Your Johnsons are playing bigger than their Johnson.
3) Your first round pick is on a bye, but you don't care because you have better options!
4) Your top scorer outscores their top 2 scorers.
5) You're playing the Namis.

- Sei

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Nelsons smack the crap out of the Surf Riders (145-80)

After a promising start to the 2008 season, the OBSR are in a severe tailspin, having lost four straight. The Riders basically suck at this point in the season thanks in part to injuries, the credit crisis, crappy players, falling gas prices, unemployment, and even crappier coaching. Talk about a crapper of a game. Kanako didn't even need her starting lineup for this so-called game, even though QBs Warner and Ferrote combined for 46 points, 5 TDs, and 524 yards and RB Brandon Jacobs rumbled his way to 227 yards, a TD, and 22 points. That's because Kanako's bench (93 points) alone outscored the starting lineup of the Surf Riders. An even more sobering statistic was that Nelsons starting TE Owen frickin' Daniels scored more more points than any of the OBSR. How badly must your team suck when the opposing team's TE produces more points than either of your starting RB or WR combos?!?! Hey OBSR, how about producing some points for a change, as opposed to all those damn goose eggs filling up the bench? Maybe we should release all the poultry and stick your underperforming butts in cages . . .

And to add insult to injury, the SF voters defeated Prop. K. So what the hell is Coach Moy now supposed to do on Saturday nights????????

- Glen

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NSC Annihilators 108 Arcadia Bobcats of Crocker Highlands at Maxwell Park 101

yea all haterz jus shut up, bobcatz hot and dey got talent!!!!!!! so u can shove that. voting this chump of the week 3x. damn right to ask what the deal is. I wouldnt want to set my lineups for haters that doesnt wanna hear what i have to say. NSC atcing like a SPOILED CHILD that has power over the parents, winning by seven pts. over bobcats. Being the winning team does not mean u can do whatever u want. it means doing the right thing for the league even tho is not what u want. Bobcatz did the right thing taking it easy for a week, but NSC had a bug up her ass. She tried to tell Peyton Manning he had to score all those points and I sorry if you disagree but Right On Calvin Johnson i would have done the same thing, rest of the Bobcats was not sticking up for themselves but tring to lay the blame on someone other then themselves and it is kinda funny I'll be nominated for COTW this week...lol...Bobcatz will be fine they still got Jay Cutler and Braylon Edwards so the best are still there.

- Peter Schoewe

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Slayers defeat Mother Tuckers (104-87)

Oh, my team was a COTW award waiting to happen. Not only did I have Cedric Benson (22) in my line-up on Saturday, but I switched him out on Sunday morning in favor of Kevin Faulk (13). My buffoonery also extended to my selections at wide receiver. I foolishly made some last minute wire waiver pick up’s of Devin Hester (6) and Matt Jones (10). I benched Reggie Wayne (13) and Chad Johnson (18). Mercifully, my bad coaching wasn’t enough to deter the Mother Tuckers from sucking themselves. Joe’s squad could only produce 87 points (and only 34 on his bench). Sometimes it’s just better to have a good match-up than to be a good coach.

Slayer playa’s: Thomas Jones (21), Aaron Rodgers (14), Giants D (14)

MoTu’s studs: Marc Bulger (17), Earnest Graham (14), Jags D (13)

Slayer suckage: Brett Favre (4), Ryan Longwell (4)

MoTu’s badness: Bo Scaife (3), Sean Breaston (4)

I guess this week I gotta tender my vote for Pete again. Pete is the Obama of the COTW election. Hey Pete, is Africa a continent?

- Scott