Week 5 - 2008 Recaps!
S-Bowl: Sunny Slayers vs the SF Sluts
From the home office in Ashland, Montana, Top 10 Reasons Why the Namis Got Spanked (Even though her Parents Don't Believe in that Sort of Thing).
10) They started a guy named "Moose," expecting him to run fast.
9) Their #1 pick, Larry Johnson, got 0 pts from 72 inches of rushing!
8) The power of the player formerly known as Chad Johnson goes beyond his 7 points.
7) If Matt Cassel wasn't good enough to start at USC, he isn't good enough to wear "Sluts" on his jersey.
6) Their leading scorer was their TE.
5) Unlike previous years, Individual Punt Returns count.
4) They were up against masters of the Dark Arts.
3) Cute just doesn't win football games.
2) You're not going to beat a team with 2 Reggies in October.
And the number 1 reason the Namis got spanked…
1) Choosing RB's was never Nami's Forte!
- Sei
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The Nelsons crush the 'Cats (185 - 80)
The Nelsons opened up one serious can of whoop ass in Week 5 on their way to their first win of the season. The unfortunate recipient of all that pent up hostility were Pete's Bobcats. Game factoid #1: The Nelsons' margin of victory was 105 points. Game factoid #2: Five of the Nelsons scored 20+ points, led by Brandon Jacobs and his 136 rushing yards, 2 TDs, and 34 points. Game factoid #3: Kan's kicker outscored all but three of Pete's 'Cats. Game factoid #4: The Bobcats had the lowest point total of any MML team in Week 5.
All that adds up to a much needed victory for the Canines from Visitacion Valley and a miserable week best forgotten for the Cats from wherever the heck they are.
- Glen
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Joe's Mother Tuckers 97 Ocean Beach Surf Riders 139
The Mother Tuckers continue their downward spiral, but could have easily beaten the Surf Riders by trading Kitna's 0 points for Roethlisberger's 26 and Earnest Graham's 10 for DeAngelo Williams’ 38. I didn't even realize that Kyle Orton was the starting quarterback for the Bears, but here I see he garnered 25 points sitting on Glen's bench. Makes me yearn for a crisp autumn day spent at Soldier Field. Ah, natsukashii!
- Peter Schoewe
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NSC (125) defeat Steamrollers (99)
I guess we know who wears the pants in this family! Sei got no help from his quarterbacking tandem of Trent Edwards and McNabb – 6 total points (not that his Hasselbeck (1) would have helped either). On the bench side, Ronnie Brown (28) had another monster week, as did Steve Slaton (26). Too bad in this league you can’t start a RB in your flex. I wonder who’s fault that is (hint: his first name rhymes with gay). All of this
On the other hand, Christine once again had a well balanced offensive attack. 6 players in double figures: 25 from Michael “I’m better and healthier than LT” Turner and 23 from Rowdy Roddy White. Her reliance on the Atlanta Falcons offense might be her undoing. Even a goose egg from the Bills defense was not enough to stop the Annihilators – she administered a fantasy enema on her unsuspecting husband. Sei has left a trail of anal leakage in her wake.
- Scott
posted by Scott | 9:58 AM
2 Comments:
...sei must be eating, breathing, and dreaming fantasy football. after siena's night time feed on wednesday, he said to me in bed, "do you have a WR?" i said, "what are you talking about?" then he said, "i need a WR." after thinking about it, i realized he was talking in his sleep and then replied, "i don't think that's something you should be thinking about at 4 a.m.!" he then fell back asleep and when asked about it in the morning, he said that he had no recollection. honestly, i think he was seriously thinking about how to win his next FF game at 4 in the morning!
after the drubbing he got from the annihilators, who can blame him for a restless night?!
In other news, I'm glad that Scott beat me by enough of a margin that I didn't REALLY have to kick myself about not starting Forte.
NIce recap, boys, altho puzzlingly 'clean'...
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